Sure she's had her ups and downs throughout her long life, (20 years old) but she has blossomed into a bright, ambitious, and beautiful woman. A short skirt, low cut shirt, and heels also helps a lot! So lets give a salute to Lindsay. CHEERS.
Total Hottie of the Day
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Labels:
firecrotch,
hot chic,
Lindsay Lohan,
mini skirt,
red head
Sure she's had her ups and downs throughout her long life, (20 years old) but she has blossomed into a bright, ambitious, and beautiful woman. A short skirt, low cut shirt, and heels also helps a lot! So lets give a salute to Lindsay. CHEERS.
Sexy Unions Unite
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In an unprecedented move today, the Sexy Race Cars Drivers, Sexy Cops, and Sexy Nurses unions have joined forces to form BSU(Big Sexy Union). This move consolidates the splintered Sexy Unions so that their voices can be heard in a tough labor market. BSU elections for the top posts will be conducted this week. Heather, the Sexy Head Nurse is favored for the top spot.
No Horn Zone
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This is a bus depot for God's sake! Buses are moving back and forth. Someone could get killed playing around. So please obey the law and don't play any horn instruments. Thank You.
What the Hell are you Staring At?
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Ever been in a situation where you just had to go for it? Perhaps that job offer that would propel your career or that first house purchase. Whatever the opportunity is you must seize the day and go for your goals because no matter how petty they might be to others, they're golden to you!
The CN Tower
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Located in the heart of Downtown Toronto between the SkyDome and the Metro Toronto Convention Centre on Front Street, just north of Bremner Blvd. Near the top, a 24 sq. metre glass floor allows visitors to watch the streets under their feet.The CN Tower is the world's tallest building as well as Canada's most recognizable icon. At a height of 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches), the tower is the centre of tourism in Toronto.
Truly an amazing sight!
Mean Santa Spotted at Work Part 2
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Breaking news story, mean santa has been beat up and the Santa hat taken away. In work speak he has been " Hayzed".
Mean Santa Spotted at Work
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Christmas is upon us. The snow has blanketed the land. Christmas lights are up everywhere decorating the landscape. Is there anything that could ruin such a beautiful time? Yeah that jerk at work that wants to be the grinch. Sure he may wear the hat of jollyness, but his attitude stinks and wears ugly Hawaiian shirts! Oh yeah his initials are JH.
PAGING MR. SMITH!!!!!
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Most companies have an elaborate P.A. system and my company is no exception! The floor has been recently renovated and all our desks are brand spanking new. Now the P.A. system speakers are scattered throughout the floor. It's really great. There is only one problem. The volume is set to infinity so every time there is an announcement I pretty much crap my pants.
Sand People Choir
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I've heard some terrible choirs in my time but recently I came across an unlikely masterpiece. The "Sand People Choir". Truly a sound that captures the essence of it all. But they could not be in the position that they are in without the help of their manager and Jedi Knight, Obi Wan Kenobi. Click picture for video.
"Oh yeah, I Fell Asleep on the Blue Line........"
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This morning's commute was a rough one. I had to clean 6 inches of snow off my car. Start it up and let warm up. Plus I had to get up earlier because traffic to work was totally congested. If I only had taken public transportation to work I could of avoided all the hassle. I guess the only danger in that would be falling asleep on the train and missing my stop, which in turn would make me late work.PS. Blue line and his initials are JM.
The Emperor is not as Forgiving as I am.......
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Yeah Right! So am I to believe that being choked to death by the dark side of the force is more merciful than being electrocuted by the Emperor's lightning rays? I don't think so. I'll be a henchmen in the empire over any officer position. Perhaps I could be in charge of the garbage disposals on the detention level in the deathstar. Can't piss off the emperor or Darth Vader there.
Just a Thought......
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A friend once told me that he used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Good benefits and all but he couldn't park near the place.
Talk about Computer Rooms!
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Our computer room has grown from the humbling beginings of 2 rows of computer racks to infinity rows of racks! They have also added a nice feature of a big red dots at the end of each row. Things are really shaping up around here!
WTF!
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The breath-taking design of the Nicosphere 3000 signals a breakthrough for smokers of all ages. Using the latest Nicological technology, the Nicosphere 3000 offers a discreet smoking environment for its user. The system has six smoking programmes, all designed to fit your busy lifestyle and has been ergonomically designed to fit either the male or female torso. Unlike other systems, there’s no need to envelop your whole body; the Nicosphere helmet simply covers your head. Excess smoke is then pumped to a small back pack where it can be easily disposed of. Most importantly, the Nicosphere 3000 really works!
" These aren't the droids you're looking for....."
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Last night me and my co-workers went out drinking to a local bar, Cactus. Primarily to drink and have fun. Perhaps the fact that pitchers of Miller Lite were only $3 was a reason too. Anyway when it came time to pay the bill, $9. I wanted to try something. Do you see where I'm going with this? "You don't need $9". "Move along". Long story short, it didn't work.
DON'T DO IT!!!!!! STOP!!!!!
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Please put it down. I know things may look bleak now but think of everything you will lose. Your obviously hot so me and all the other guys will lose out. The place you work at will have to hire a new bartender so they will lose out. No wait.........Put it down for the children...Do it for the children.
PS - Great Outfit! Goodbye.
Ohh Did You Say Something.......
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This is my car. It is faster, sleeker, and more sophisticated than your car. It has seating for 2. Me and not you. It has a 12 cylinder engine that gets 4 miles to the gallon, but goes a gazillion miles an hour. Did I mention it is a Ferrari? It's bright red gets the attention of all the ladies. Does your Saturn do that? Thought so. Oh yeah.........Talk to the hand! Boo Yaaaaaa!
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